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tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I hope ed sees this

oh my god

YOU USED THE WRONG FLAG FRANCE

I’m literally dying. LITERALLY. 
Please wave that white flag at my funeral.  

Oh my goodness. You guys WENT THERE.
All because of an eggplant appearing on your dash.
I love you all.

(via hiddles-love)

bl0winonmedicinal:

some shit is about to go down

#I AM YOUR FATHER #MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAD

Oh my gosh…softshinythings, I love you.

(Source: College Humor, via softshinythings)

vintagegal:

Disneyland c. 1950’s

theatlantic:

‘Swagger’ and Other Everyday Words Invented by Famous Authors

Swagger, bump, obscene, luggage: Though the attributions change from time to time based on dating and research, the common wisdom is that William Shakespeare invented more than 1,700 words, many of which we still use today. Some of our favorites: bump, first used in Romeo and Juliet, swagger, first used in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, obscene, first used in Love’s Labor’s Lost, and luggage, first used in King Henry IV, Part I.

Nerd: If you were ever teased in high school for being a nerd, you probably have Dr. Seuss to blame — him and those pocket protectors you insisted on wearing. Seuss’s 1950 children’s book If I Ran the Zoo contains the first printed usage of the word, as a strange little animal one might like to keep locked up: “And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Ka-Troo/And Bring Back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo/A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too!”

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i-cant-f0rget:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

holy crap

I CAN SEE SOUNDS.

DEVIOUS FUCKERY

I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT

GFGKLEMFNGK

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.

what the fuck..

(Source: redmoonlight, via orgasmic-humor)

nationaljournal:

You asked for more charts! 

sunfoundation:

Is Congress getting dumber, or just more plainspoken?

Congress now speaks at almost a full grade level lower than it did just seven years ago, with the most conservative members of Congress speaking on average at the lowest grade level, according to a new Sunlight Foundation analysis of the Congressional Record using Capitol Words.

Of course, what some might interpret as a dumbing down of Congress, others will see as more effective communications. And lawmakers of both parties still speak over the heads of the average American, who reads at between at 8^th and 9^th grade level.

Today’s Congress collectively speaks at a 10.6 grade level, down from 11.5 in 2005.

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